MONAD (Click to buy it from Funagain) MONAD   (aka DIE 1. MILLION)

But the great reinvention of the card game came with MONAD. Hell, it's basically a reinvention of mathematics, too! In MONAD, 1+1=3, 3+3=7. 7+7=16, 16+16=36, and 36+36=80. If this game had caught on, I can see where there would have been MONAD clubs, MONAD classes, and whole books written on MONAD strategy.

The deck of cards has five denominations, in each of six colors. There are the Commons, which are equal to 1. A Bi card has a value of 3, a Tri card is 7, a Quad card is 16, and a Quint card is 36. A MONAD is a round cardboard token with an 80 on it. The object of the game is to accumulate the required number of Monads, which differs depending on the number of players.

Where the game is truly original is in the relationship of the suits (colors) to one another. Three of the colors are "warm" colors, and the other three are "cool" colors. Each warm color has a counterpart cool color, which combine to form special bonuses.  Every player holds in front of him a card to remind him of these relationships.  It looks like this:

Monad Bonus Card, the dumb way they made itThe colors on the left are the "warm" colors, and the colors on the right are the "cool" colors.  The "warm" red is paired with the "cool" navy, the "warm" orange is paired with the "cool" turquoise, and the "warm" yellow is paired with the "cool" green.  This is completely nuts, if you ask me.  It's impossible to remember, and critically important to the game.  Now, if I ruled the world...

Monad Bonus card, the way they SHOULD have made it!...the set up would be more like this.  Instead of "warm" and "cool" colors, there'd be "light" and "dark" shades of the same color.  You'd have no trouble remembering which is which, and which goes with which.  But, sadly (at least in this instance), I don't rule the world.

One of the things I love about MONAD is that there are so many different ways of achieving your objective, and many different strategies.  You can trade up, which involves trading one warm and one cool of one denomination for the next highest one.  This is probably the most common play.  If the warm and cool cards you trade are counterparts of one another, this gives you a special bonus of one each of all cards lower than the ones you traded.  (So, if you trade a yellow Quint and a green Quint for a Monad, you'll also get a free Quad, Tri, Bi, and Common, if they're available!  You can also buy, which uses those number values I mentioned above, which is useful if you have, say, two cool Tri cards and desperately need the Quad that's next on the pile.  You'd buy the Quad (valued at 16) with the two Tri cards (7+7) plus either a Bi or two Commons.  Not as good a deal as trading, but still effective.  You can also "leap."  This is when you take 4, 5, or 6 Commons of different colors and trade them for a Tri (4), Quad (5), or Quint (all 6).  Also, each player has a different color that is his Joker color, and he can use any card (except the commons) of his special color as any denomination he wishes.  So, if your bonus color is the "warm" red, you could take a red Bi and pair it with any "cool" Quint to get a Monad.  If you can't make any trades that way, you can either draw from the discard pile of commons, or if it's depleted, you have to flip it (a humiliating eventuality, as it really wastes a turn).

My initial criticism of the game was that it was a game that played you, rather than you playing it.  In other words, that you just waited until there was something you could do, and then when there was something you could do, you did it.  But now that I've become much more familiar with the game, I think that's not at all true.  There is a lot of strategy in trying to keep other players' joker cards from them, trying to keep them from making bonus combinations, and in picking just the right moment to make the moves you can make.

DIE 1. MILLION (aka MONAD) - Click to buy it from FunagainWhen I heard that MONAD was reissued in Germany (with a stock market theme) by the now-defunct HEXAGAMES company, under the name of DIE 1. MILLION, I became very excited!  I figured, well, of course they'll fix the one small problem with this really great game.  Silly me.  In this version, the problems are even worse.  Aargh!

It's a fascinating and difficult game.  There is a lovely computer version of it that you can download here.  It was written in QBasic, and you can choose between the compiled file (114K) (which will run by itself on a PC), or the raw QBasic code (45K) which requires QBasic to run, but which you can modify. Speaking of modifications, I have made my own modifications (114K) to George's program, incorporating the color scheme I think the game should have been made with originally. Thanks again to George Crawshay of the UK for his generosity and programming skill.

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